Dydy Scumpik, 44 ani

Despre mine? Easy to love but hard to afford. When God made me he was just showing off.. When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half and when i grew up I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.. My problems all started with my early education. I went to a school for mentally disturbed teachers. I always arrived late at school, but I made up for it by leaving early I think money and looks aren't everything but its all I got. I always wanted to be somebody but I should have been more specific. I do most of things online but u can't buy love on eBay but whoever said that money can't buy happiness, ain't been shopping at the right Malls.And even if you can't buy it, at least you have a better bargain position from where you can rent a very close imitation (you can pay for the illusion). Sometimes my opinions are changing but not the fact that i am right. My tastes are simple: i only like the best. I dont take life seriously as I know the fact that nobody gets out alive. Who says nothing is impossible ? Even the word ''impossible'' says ''i'm possible''! Alive, occupying space, and exerting gravitational force. Periculoasa, inflamabila, ard din prima la orice scanteie de scandal ! I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I don't perspire. Children trust me. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I sleep once a week: when i do sleep, i sleep on a chair. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I get jealous easily because whats mine is mine. Iâ??m stubborn as hell, I say sorry too much. I act like I donâ??t give a fuck because I care too much. I over analyze the smallest of things & probably came off as a bitch to simply guard myself.